Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
