come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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