She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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