I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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