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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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