dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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