Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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