i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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