ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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