You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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