just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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