then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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