Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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