i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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