I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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