He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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