Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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