Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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