It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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