I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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