I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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