i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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