ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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