He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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