ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
