I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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