You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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