Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Come on in and take your pants off
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