No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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