Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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