Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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