HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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