is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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