if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You are a genius and a whore.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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