It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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