Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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