I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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