you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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