similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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