This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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