she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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