yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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