Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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