I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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