i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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