I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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