dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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