You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
