Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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