The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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