thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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