drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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