When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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